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This song was written after a week in Hua Hin in Thailand where we played a lot of golf.

                       
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME     I WROTE A SONG          FOR A UKE
I SUPPOSE YOU’RE GONNA TELL ME          IT IS NOT REAL BEAUT
BUT IF I WAS IN AMERICA                   THEY MIGHT CALL IT CUTE
I NEARLY SANG IT ALL IN THAILAND       

I WENT FOR A MASSAGE      MET PLENTY   OF   THAI GIRLS THERE
THEY LOOKED AT ME  AS IF I WAS OLD     I REALLY DIDN’T CARE
I EVEN TOOK MY JOCKS OFF           BUT THAT WAS FOR A DARE
I NEARLY HAD IT ALL IN THAILAND
CHORUS
THERE AREN’T SO MANY RULES THERE YOU ALMOST FEEL FREE
THE SUN ALWAYS RISES ROUND THAT OLD COCONUT TREE
 THE PEOPLE ARE ALL SMILING WITH A BIT OF LA DI DAAAA
JUST FOLD YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND SAY ….. SO WHA DI KAAAA

I PLAYED A LITTLE GOLF THERE  WITH A CADDY CALLED TEA LEE
SHE TOLD ME WHERE TO HIT THE BALL    I DIDN’T DISAGREE
SHE SAID PUT THAT BALL INTO THE HOLE  400 BAHT WAS HER FEE
I NEARLY HIT IT ALL IN THAILAND
CHORUS
I WENT DOWN TOWN       WITH SOME MATES FROM AUSSIE LAND
THEY TOOK ME TO EAT AND DRINK   WHERE THEY EVEN HAD A BAND
“A BOMB WENT OFF HERE YESTERDAY!”    THEY ALL  WERE SO CALM
I NEARLY LEFT IT ALL IN THAILAND.
CHORUS
THERE AREN’T SO MANY RULES THERE YOU ALMOST FEEL FREE
THE SUN  ALWAYS RISES ROUND THAT OLD COCONUT TREE
 THE PEOPLE ARE ALL SMILING WITH A BIT OF LA DI DAAAA
JUST FOLD YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND SAY ….. SO WHA DI KAAAA

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