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Written after going glamping to Karijini National park where we stayed at Eco Retreat.
ECO RETREAT Aug 2016
WELL IF YOU HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY
WE WELCOME YOU TO ECO RETREAT
IT’S A NEAT LITTLE PLACE IN KARIJINI
IT’S A PLACE WHERE ALL RICH PEOPLE MEET
OUR BREAKFASTS ARE PERFECT TO PREPARE YOU
FOR YOUR DAY OUT IN THE GORGES AND POOLS
BE ASSURED YOU WON’T GET BETTER VALUE
COS THERE’S NOWHERE ELSE TO BUY IT ….. YOU FOOLS.
CHORUS SINGING DELVE IN YOUR POCKET FOR A COFFEE
THROW AWAY YOUR DOLLARS FOR A BEER
WE CAN SELL YOU A STUBBIE-HOLDER FOR A FORTUNE
WE CAN ASSURE YOU NOTH - THING IS CHEAP HERE.
YOU CAN HAVE A JAZ -ZY JAPANESE WAITRESS
OR HER BOYFRIEND WITH TANNED PORTUGUESE FACE
YOU CAN HAVE BLONDE MISS A WITH AN ATTITUDE
WHO’LL SOON TRY TO PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE
NOW WENDY AND DAVE WITH THEIR CARAVAN
WERE WITH US THROUGH THICK AND THROUGH THIN
PRE-DINNER DRINKS WE ALL HAD WITH GRATITUDE
JUST BEER AND SOME WINE BUT NO GIN.
NOW ALAN OUR CAP I TAN AND TAXI MAN
HE DROVE US THROUGH HELL AND AGAIN BACK
WITH GRANIA SITTING SHOT GUN BESIDE HIM
SHE REALLY DIDN’T GIVE HIM MUCH SLACK.
MARY CLARE AND DOUBLE WERE BACK-SEAT SILENT - CERS
WHENEVER A WORLD-WAR IT BROKE OUT
SHOULD WE GO HERE OR PERHAPS THERE OR JUST ANYWHERE
“LET’S GO GORGING” WAS THE UNANIMOUS SHOUT.