I’M AN ABSOLUTELY SUPER-DEDICATED AWESOME KID.

 

I AM FITTER THAN A FIDDLE I CAN SWIM AND JUMP AND RUN
ON A SCOOTER OR A SKATEBOARD I HAVE HEAPS AND HEAPS OF FUN
I’VE BEEN TOLD TO FACE THE FUTURE STUDY HARD OR LEARN A TRADE
BUT THIS SOUNDS MORE LIKE A SENTENCE SO WONT SUIT ME I’M AFRAID

I DON’T WANT TO BE A GROWN-UP GO TO WORK AND EARN A QUID
TO PAY RATES AND TAXES AND A MORTGAGE GOD FORBID
LET ME MAKE IT VERY CLEAR I HAVE GOT A GREAT CAREER
I’M AN ABSOLUTLEY SUPER-DEDICATED AWESOME KID

I CAN CLEAN MY TEETH SO QUICKLY & SPEND SO LONG IN THE SHOWER
PLAY ALL DAY ON THE COMPUTER & WATCH CARTOONS BY THE HOUR
I’M NOT FOND OF PEAS OR PUMKIN BRUSSEL SPROUTS OR SILVER-BEET
BUT I’LL ALWAYS ASK FOR SECONDS WHEN THEY’RE DISHING OUT THE SWEET

I RISE EARLY IN THE MORNING GO TO THIS PLACE THEY CALL SCHOOL
WHERE THE BOYS ARE MOSTLY NERDS & THE TEACHER’S QUITE A FOOL
THEY TRY TO TEACH US THINGS WE’LL NEVER USE IN THE EXCITING YEARS AHEAD
I CAN’T WAIT TO GET BACK HOME TO USE MY iPHONE ON MY BED

I QUITE LIKE TO GO TO SCHOOL WHERE I REST FROM ALL MY SPORT
THE GIRLS THEY THINK THEY’RE BETTER , I THINK NOTHING OF THE SORT
THE FUTURE LOOKS FANTASTIC AS I KICKED THREE GOALS TODAY
WITH A BIT OF BETTER COACHING I WILL FOR THE FIRST TEAM PLAY.